Urge... To Kill... Rising... Again.
Macha, Morrigan, Badb, Nemain, Lir, Manannan Mac Lir, Dagda, Diancecht and Crom...
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... Swing your sword like a warrior, bend bars with your bare hands, punch camels, and wreak havoc in this fantasy world with Conan the Barbarian at InterCasino...
... bend bars with your bare hands, punch camels, and wreak havoc...
... punch camels...
... punch camels...
... punch camels...
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ReplyDelete>let's try that again with better spelling, and moar snipe<
ReplyDeleteWell, Paradorks has one bomb on their hands (Solomon Kane) and another one in the pipe (Momo,) so the schmucks are desperate for any cash they can get---just to make up for the massive cinematic bath they've already taken and the one they're about to take.
Pandering to the crack house (casino) crowd is just the retarded monkeys grasping for monetary straws as they prepare to drown in red ink.
Tex
(willing to throw them a lifering...made of lead)
you are going to wind up giving yourself some sort of complex if you aren't careful.
ReplyDeleteStill, I found it funny in one of the Andrew Offutt books where he went to great lengths to show Conan patiently learning how to handle camels, and I wondered at the time if the Camel Punch wasn't some sort of reaction to that.. Whoever included it felt that Conan wasn't smart patient enough for all that.. or they just did it for a quick laugh.
you are going to wind up giving yourself some sort of complex if you aren't careful.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding.
Still, I found it funny in one of the Andrew Offutt books where he went to great lengths to show Conan patiently learning how to handle camels, and I wondered at the time if the Camel Punch wasn't some sort of reaction to that.. Whoever included it felt that Conan wasn't smart patient enough for all that.. or they just did it for a quick laugh.
I could die happy if the damn camel punching disappeared completely from association with Conan. If it's in the upcoming movie, I swear...