What do you mean, you don't remember the bit in the book where Bard steers a rickety wagon down a street, over his children, and crashes into a troll?
It might surprise you to learn that I actually enjoyed The Hobbit: The Official Movie of the Game
, and quite a great deal, too.
After so many years, I've finally found my zone when it comes to them: I
treat them much as I'd treat any ridiculous over-the-top blockbuster,
which is to say, poke fun mercilessly and complain about how it wasn't
like the books. I don't see why that should be such a controversial
option, it's the internet, after all.
Because I need closure, a series of vignettes from that game's
final session. And boy, does this film feel less like an adaptation and more like an RPG gone horribly, horribly