Thursday 13 May 2010

That's more like it!

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05/14/10

Gentlemen,

Agent Le Vyonnaise has a heck of a scoop, featuring new pictures of Codename Momo for Project Trauma Vengeance v2.0


All I can say is, that's more like it! Certainly not perfect as Subject Coco, but a damn sight better than implied in the previous intel reports. But God damn it, why is this not-half-bad Coco being wasted in Project Trauma Vengeance v2.0? Man, with some scars, blue contacts, and a little more muscle mass, I could see him in a real Coco project: Project Jotun Sorority, Project Pachyderm Turret, Project Deity Tupperware, Project Scoundrel Domicile, even Project Sableshore Monarch! But he's stuck in a horrible, useless project instead.

A pox on Subject Herpenderp, a murrain on Subject Venus, and a thrice-damnation on Subject Educter.

Shields Up,

Agent Taranaich

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, he looks far more like Conan in that shot. More so than Arnold ever did. Wish the prospects for a decent movie were better.

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  2. Agreed, Charles. Man, drives me up the wall. I think they've even had him shave his chest, which he had been cultivating for a while. Their idiocy knows no bounds.

    Lagomorph, perhaps that should be Subjects Herpenderp, seeing as this is the codename given to a duo as opposed to single individual. The bastards.

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