Well, my usual source for the internet has died on me. My back-up too. I'm currently writing this from the Museum computer, and I only have another 18 minutes left.
Therefore, until the Holy Internet Service Providers of the Celestial Domain deign to restore access to the Holy of Holies, I'm going to be MIA for a while. Just a heads-up for anyone wondering what happened to that beardy chap.
Fear not: this will not be the last you hear of me!