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I write about bears with primitive faults and failings and even if I am nothing but a cub writer, still the faulty characters I mak...

CROM DAMN IT ALL. Universal Pictures has made a deal for The Legend Of Conan , an action film that will star Arnold Schwarzenegger in ...

While I certainly have a great number of Conan-related piece of paraphernalia interned in my household, I'm not what you'd call a...

Remember a while back I was going to do a tongue-in-cheek historical analysis of the 1982 Conan the Barbarian where I erroneously put fo...

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Allow me to jump into Conan week late. It’s now Saturday morning in the UK and this fits perfectly. I was going to write a post explaining...

In the June 2011 issue of Maxim magazine, there is a brief "fast facts" snippet about Conan and Robert E. Howard. I have to parent...

(Note: you'll notice that I've not been keeping up on the blog. Part of it's stuff for Conan Movie Blog, part of it's the bo...

Because I can't correct this minor error on Filmshaft : I don't think it's unfair for me to say that there's more than a f...

A curious post regarding the recent teaser's use of "I live, I love, I slay, and I am content" over at the IMDB, apparently o...

I may have come under fire for wasting everyone's time yesterday, but hopefully this'll be more worthwhile. Unlike Arthur Knowledg...

From Know Your Meme : Troll quotes are image macros that consist of an image, a quote, and a recognized speaker, though none of the thre...

An interesting link regarding George R. "The American Tolkien" R. Martin and J.R.R. Tolkien. I don't like calling Martin th...

This came completely out of left field . When it comes to antagonists, let's just say that if you have ever played a game about Conan...

Full disclosure: this is going to be a very polarized post.  Yeah, one of those .  Lots of very angry things, and lots of super-duper happ...

However, missing in these images is Conan's oft-remarked-upon blue eyes - commonly used in descriptions of the warrior -  that may leav...

As Robert E. Howard once wrote for his famous Mary Sue character Conan the Barbarian what the best things in life are (to crush your enemie...

(In the recent hubbub, I realised that I had written, but not published, something fairly relevant to the discussion. The reasons why will ...

Well, this is interesting .  I've posted my response, but as always, I'll provide it here in case Blogger eats it. The problem wit...

More recently I decided to read Robert E. Howard, particularly his Solomon Kane and Conan stories. I am not a fan of Conan, I’m afraid. At...