The Blog That Time Forgot

Actually, it's probably already there . It gets worse: instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian, we get buffed-up prett...

Yes, I complained about Khalar... *grits teeth* Sssssiiiinnnggggh for a while. I suggested changing it to Khalar Shah. Well, the good new...

Came across this interesting snippet : “Red Dawn” isn’t the only Milius film getting a new treatment. Marcus Nispel (“Friday the 13th")...

It's crazy how little people seem to know about Conan the Barbarian 's deviations from Howard. So, for the benefits of those people,...

Not that much today, damn distracting internet. Anyway... Tuesday confirms my disappointment that Stephen Lang is playing Khalar Singh. It...

Every so often, someone asks me why I get so worked up about the upcoming "Conan" film. This is why . The reliance on overused tro...

Says all I need to say.

I've previously said that I really hope Shad gets the role of Ukafa, since it's his lifelong dream to be in a Conan movie. Well, th...

Getting back in my stride, I think. Monday sees an interview with James Purefoy . I am totally sold on Jim lad, which is amazing consideri...

I can't resist. It's like an affliction. Still, you'd have to try pretty damn hard to beat some of the stuff said on this pag...

You know what? I just want to keep some of these comments . I can't really be bothered bringing it over there, because any intellectua...

Man, I really need to pick my battles. With the astonishing news of Jason "Can't ride a horse, won't ride a horse" Momoa c...

As it stands, there's nothing convincing me to go and fork over my cash for this monstrosity. I don't even know if I'll catch it...

It's just one disaster after another. So, to recap: First, Paradox licensed the film to Millenium Films, the production company which br...

Be warned, big rant coming up. I've done too many rants this week, I really should do something cheerful. Maybe that new Transformers ...

Recently, the Official Conan forums had been discussing a second leaked script for the upcoming Conan film. There were a number of differin...

I was initially happy with calling the new "Conan" film Conan the Rehash , but over at the conan.com forums, Conan: The Wrath of S...